Other than that stupid Corvette my life is boring

My life is nothing but pathetic
Full of coffee diuretics
As I walk en route to Gerstein
Plugging me all full of caffeine
Consider this: and it's a fact
That Bertrand's got a yellow mack-
-mobile, That's the most exciting thing
That I've seen here while studying.

Okay, I know, that was really bad. That was really really REALLY bad, I understand, and I'm sorry, but please cut me some slack, I've been reading about cascodes for the last hour and so my rhymes may have sufferred a tiny little (HUGELY BIG) bit. And I apologize for those of you who actually sat and read that piece of crap.

However...I was going to blog last night about how Emily and I had an adventure yesterday. For those of you who know me well, I try to have at least one adventure a day, but lately, the numbers have been (sadly) small. And yesterday's adventure consisted of more like two observances that Emily and I had while procrastinating and sticking our heads out of the library for an hour.

(1) Bertrand drives a yellow Corvette. I'm talking flashy, I'm talking YELLOW, I'm talking mack-mobile. Through the tinted side windows I could even see sunglasses on his face. How do you spell "mid-life crisis?"

(2) We then saw a guy on a bike. Could have sworn it was Andrew Wang, but as he got closer, we realized it wasn't him, because the guy was about 35. I've had a blast into the future and I know what Andrew will look like in 15 years. Scary.

(3) In an effort to take charge and make my own adventure, I've got a bit of a word puzzle I ran into a while ago:

There are three words (root words) in the english language that start with "dw." What are they?